now I KNOW WHY!
Don’t worry, all that excessive drinking is just a sign of your intelligence.
According to two long-term studies, there is a correlation between smarts and a thirst for alcohol. The “more intelligent children in both studies grew up to drink alcohol more frequently and in greater quantities than less intelligent children.”
So…why do smart kids grow up to be heavier drinkers?
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I’d like to think this accounts for some of my love of the drink. Also explains why those MENSA parties always get so...
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And with that, all my dubious lifestyle choices are justified. They’re a sign of my intelligence.
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We smart kids drink a lot because we don’t need all our brain cells.
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so all my bad choices last year were just proving my intelligence… I’ll bring this one up to my 47 therapists (just...
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hey guys. correlation != causation. Like. Really. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU SCIENCE...
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THAT’s WHAT I SAID!!!! *Hangs up Science Person jacket and walks out of the room*
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I can’t decide if this is good news, or bad news.
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this article is comical. i can’t decide whether its closer to fact or fiction. but i can say i drink a lot when i do...
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I can’t wait until I’m 21. “GUYS! GUYS! I’M DRUNK CAUSE I’M SMART! I’M DRUNK CAUSE I’M SO SMA- - I’M SO SMART, I’M SO...
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I’ll have a drink to that. /sarcasm
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